Gilda Radner
Nov. 19th, 2025 12:00 amBertrand Russell
Nov. 19th, 2025 12:00 amAh, yes. The cozy bed you want to get into after a hard day. Especially in this chilly weather, when the rain pours outside, when the wind is howling, when the crisp air whispers "Go inside the blankets, it will feel amazing". But when you're just about to enter the soft and cozy space on your bed, you realise it's already taken - by the floofy feline master of your house, your cat overlord, who owns everything at home since you adopted them. And you have nothing to do about it - because, somehow, a cat on the bed means you have no space left. Cats just defy the laws of physics like that.
The online cat community of I Can Has Cheezburger experiences that same scenario, as all cat pawrents do. We asked them to not only tell us, but show us their cats sprawled out on their cozy spots - their beds. Well, not "their's", their human's. But it's now theirs, no doubt about it. Every cat pawrents knows that sharing is caring - and we care about our cats. So we share everything. Our cats will take it anyway, whether we shared it or not. So if you can't beat them (in their own feline specialty), and you can't join them (on the bed, that's now their), just take a picture.
A Lengthy List 40+ Purrfect Pictures Of Cats Being Nature's Glitchiest and Silliest Creation
Nov. 19th, 2025 08:00 amCats are nature's purrfect predators. Well, they would be, if they weren't so… glitchy. With these fluffy felines, you have to expect the unexpected because one meowment they could be napping peacefully under a ray of sunshine, and the next, they're zooming around your house like they are possessed by an angry spirit. They're also pawsitively curious, and it tends to get them into trouble. Fur example: one of our cats really finds empty glass jars and fascinating. So fascinating, in fact, that she loves to try to fit herself into them. And guess what? Sometimes she gets stuck, and we have to come save her.
These purrfectly silly cattos are expurrts at being both pawsitively adorable and catastrophically chaotic all at the same time. They are both meowjestic and regal, and also derpy and playful. But that's what makes them so special! We fully believe that cats could take over the world if they wanted to, but they're purrfectly content ordering us around in our homes instead. Maybe that's one of their glitches, but it's one that we wouldn't give up for anything.
If you're a cat owner, you know exactly what we're talking about. If you're just a cat admirer, or thinking of adopting a feisty feline for yourself, scroll through these hissterical pictures below showing that cats are nature's glitchiest and silliest creation. That way, you'll at least know what you're getting into.
When we say that the cat distribution system can target you literally anywhere and at any time, we really do mean that. The delivery methods in that system are unusual, but not one person can claim that they don't work. You could be adopted by a cat during a walk with your dogs. You can be adopted by a cat during a midnight picnic. You can be adopted by a cat when a kitten suddenly falls in through your window. Or you could be at work and get handed a kitten through the drive-through window.
And every once in a while, the CDS requires a delivery person, and deliveries cost money. This story showcases quite a unique way to get two kittens adopted, but hey, it worked. A person working at Taco Bell was offered two kittens - each one for $20, and there was no hesitation. The kittens were delivered purrfectly to their desired furrever home.
Never Joke With The Customers… Ever!, Part 17
Nov. 19th, 2025 08:00 amRead Never Joke With The Customers… Ever!, Part 17
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Customer: "You got a winning lottery ticket for me?"
Me: "No, we keep the winning ones for ourselves."
YMI -- ODB: 19 November 2025
Nov. 19th, 2025 03:49 amODB: Just Pray
November 19, 2025
READ: Psalm 6:4-10
The
The freelance project wasn’t working out well. The clients were demanding what seemed to be the impossible, and I was stressed and discouraged. My first reaction was just to walk away from it, which would mean not getting paid for the work I’d done—and also eliminating the possibility of future projects with them. Then the thought came to me: Have you prayed to God yet?
Mentally slapping my forehead, I realized that I’d neglected to ask God for help! And so I prayed . . . and immediately felt better. Nothing had changed—the project remained challenging—but I felt peace wash over me. Now I knew I could rest in God: I’d just do whatever I could and leave the outcome to Him.
Perhaps David felt the same way when he submitted his fears and worries to God. In Psalm 6, he starts off describing his anguish at being hounded by his enemies (vv. 3, 7). But as he continued turning to God for help, he felt reassured: “The
That truth came with the hope that he would be delivered, in God’s time and way (v. 10). Prayer isn’t some feel-good technique, but it’s a direct connection with the all-seeing, all-powerful One who will help us in His time and way. Feeling down or discouraged? Just pray—God hears.
— Leslie Koh
What troubles or worries are you facing now? How can you remind yourself to keep bringing them to God?
Dear God, thank You for hearing my prayers for help. Please grant me peace, for I know I can leave my troubles in Your mighty, loving hands.
Source: Our Daily Bread
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Girl Genius for Wednesday, November 19, 2025
Nov. 19th, 2025 05:00 amNot Getting The Concept-ion
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Caller: "So you won't help me refill my prescription?"
Me: "What sort of prescription?"
Caller: "My birth control pill."
Me: "Okay, well, we're a hardware store, so we don't have birth control or any other medication."
Watch out for story about missing boy Jacob Riley walking with wolves
Nov. 19th, 2025 02:30 amAnother Mortifying Ordeal
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Wash, Rinse, Repeat Offender
Nov. 19th, 2025 02:00 amRead Wash, Rinse, Repeat Offender

We have a regular shoplifter, and today we've managed to catch him in the act. Security is standing behind him as we watch him unload nothing but expensive body washes, deodorants, and toothpaste from multiple compartments and pockets all over him.
Some homes receive mail, others receive packages. Then there are houses like this one, where the Cat Distribution System apparently delivers full citizens. Hector arrived first, an orange tree-dwelling stray who slowly decided indoor life wasn't such a terrible idea. He became part of the family, king of the yard, and resident yowler.
Then his voice took on a new purpose. After a week of nonstop yelling, Hector finally revealed why: a tiny grey kitten hiding under the juniper, scared, starving, and trying his best to disappear. That was Norris. One gentle paw on a hooman leg was all it took for everyone to know he needed a home.
Poor Norris was barely six pounds and somehow surviving on two broken back legs in coyote territory. With surgery, months of rehab, and Hector's patient big-brother supervision, he slowly rebuilt his strength. Now he's double the weight, full of confidence, and loudly demanding snacks like any proper house cat. He may never jump like a typical cat again, but he climbs, cuddles, and thrives. Some deliveries arrive right on time.
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s hard lesson on ‘toxic politics’
Nov. 19th, 2025 01:01 amArch-conservative Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene was once one of President Donald Trump’s biggest allies. Now she is the subject of Trump’s scorn and ire, as he turns on her for breaking with Republican leadership and pursuing the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files.
Daily Kos’ Alex Samuels has already dug into the Georgia Congress member’s about-face, concluding, “Whether Greene is actually breaking from MAGA or simply navigating a particularly messy public rupture remains an open question. What’s clearer is that the man who once empowered her is now targeting her—and Greene is discovering that stepping away from Trumpism can be far more dangerous than embracing it.”
That question does remain open, but let’s look at Greene’s transformation from a different angle. And to do so, let’s go back to her Sunday interview on CNN.
“The most hurtful thing [Trump] said, which is absolutely untrue, is he called me a traitor, and that is so extremely wrong,” Greene told Dana Bash. “Those are the types of words used that can radicalize people against me and put my life in danger.”
Bash countered by asking: Wasn’t that language that Greene herself had used for years against her political enemies?
“I would like to say, humbly, I’m sorry for taking part in the toxic politics; it’s very bad for our country,” Greene answered somewhat surprisingly. “It’s been something I’ve thought about a lot, especially since Charlie Kirk was assassinated.”
Great, she learned! We will accept steps toward civility wherever we can. But let’s note for a moment that Greene didn’t fear for her life when it was the left that hated her. It was only when Trump went after her that she was suddenly scared about her safety. Maybe we can dispense with the “left is violent” nonsense the right has been trying to sell.
More importantly, we’re once again watching a conservative discover a moral principle only after it landed directly on her own head. This is the defining pattern of modern conservatism: Empathy arrives only when the pain becomes personal.
Conservatives aren’t exactly quiet about their disdain for empathy. World’s richest man Elon Musk has said, “The fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy.” Conservative podcaster Josh McPherson declared, “Empathy is dangerous. Empathy is toxic. Empathy will align you with hell.” Before he became a right-wing political martyr, Charlie Kirk said, “I can’t stand the word empathy, actually. I think empathy is a made-up, new age term that—it does a lot of damage.”
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There is even science behind this. One Finnish study that scanned participants’ brains while they conducted an empathy evaluation concluded that “this neural empathy response was significantly stronger in the leftist than in the rightist group.”
Conservatism has always reserved its compassion for the in-group and weaponized fear against everyone else. Outsiders must be othered, vilified, dehumanized—immigrants are cast as invaders, trans people as threats, and anyone unfamiliar as an existential danger. It’s the same playbook every time.
Those tactics were devastatingly effective against gay people for decades, until the marriage equality movement’s breakthrough: coming out. Suddenly conservatives discovered their children, siblings, and coworkers were the very people they had been taught to despise. And once it touched them personally—once the “outsiders” became insiders—public opinion shifted. Not because the right found empathy, but because their self-interest finally collided with reality.
Liberals, for all the caricatures about “coastal elites,” never balked at their tax dollars flowing to rural communities or to disaster relief in red states battered by hurricanes, floods, or tornadoes. Blue states have subsidized red states for generations without resentment, because the instinct is simple: They’re our fellow Americans, and we don’t abandon people in need. That’s what empathy looks like—giving help even when the people you’re helping might never vote like you, think like you, or thank you. It reflects a worldview grounded in the idea of a shared national community, not a transactional one.
Rural America, frankly, only exists at the scale it does because of that empathy. Decade after decade, Democratic-led states and urban taxpayers have propped up rural hospitals, rural schools, rural infrastructure, rural broadband, and the postal routes no private company would ever bother to serve.
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And in return, rural voters handed power to Trump—the man who is gutting the Affordable Care Act subsidies keeping medical clinics open, threatening the Postal Service their communities rely on, dismantling the Department of Education that funds their schools, and killing the broadband investments that keep their towns connected to the modern economy.
In a striking twist, Greene recently signaled a break with her own party’s anti-ACA agenda because “when the tax credits expire this year my own adult children’s insurance premiums for 2026 are going to DOUBLE,” she wrote. Her concern wasn’t about principle—it was about her kids’ pocketbooks.
Empathy is what kept those rural communities afloat. By embracing Trumpism, they’ve endangered the very lifelines they depend on. Only now, when the cuts land on their own doorsteps, do they suddenly rediscover concern.
They say, “This isn’t what I voted for,” and they’re right—they voted for other people to get hurt, not them. Now everyone else is supposed to care.
And that brings us back to Marjorie Taylor Greene. Because what we’re watching with her isn’t just a political rupture or a messy MAGA divorce: It’s the same dynamic playing out yet again. She didn’t care when Trump’s attacks were aimed outward at immigrants, Democrats, journalists, LGBTQ+ people, or anyone else in his long parade of supposed enemies. She didn’t care when the threats, the dehumanization, and the violence were directed at someone else’s family, someone else’s community, someone else’s life. She was an enthusiastic participant.
But now that Trump has turned the machine on her, suddenly the stakes are different. Suddenly the rhetoric is “dangerous.” Suddenly she fears for her safety. Suddenly she wants civility and responsibility. Because it affects her.
This is the core difference between our politics and theirs. Empathy doesn’t require experiencing personal harm in order to kick in. Empathy doesn’t wait until the wound is on your body. Empathy doesn’t need the fire to reach your house before you grab a hose. They only care when it affects them; we care because it affects anyone.
And so Greene has stumbled into the truth the hard way: The cruelty she once championed was never a tool she controlled—it was a force she fed. And once you unleash a movement built on vengeance and grievance, you don’t get to choose its targets. Not even if you were once favored by it.
What she’s experiencing now isn’t an aberration. It’s the logical end of a political philosophy that believes empathy is weakness, cruelty is strength, and community is something that only applies to the people in your own corner. This is what happens when a movement defines “us” so narrowly that eventually everyone becomes “them.”
In the end, Greene finally found the right answer: dial down the hate, tone down the threats, stop treating politics like a blood sport. But she arrived there due to the only reason her party’s movement ever changes—because it finally hurt her. Empathy wasn’t the revelation. Self-preservation was.
The Recap: Kash Patel shares the grift, and Andrew Tate's Trump ties
Nov. 18th, 2025 09:22 pmA daily roundup of the best stories and cartoons by Daily Kos staff and contributors to keep you in the know.
Epstein saga exposes Republicans as morally bankrupt hypocrites
What passes for morality in the Republican Party is reprehensible.
Kash Patel’s girlfriend is cashing in—on your taxpayer dollars
Pathetic faux-country singers should get some of those sweet government kickbacks too.
Is Trump losing his grip on the Republican Party?
With his growing temper tantrums, something sure seems to be brewing.
Epstein survivor calls Trump a 'national embarrassment'
Jena-Lisa Jones had some harsh words for the president.
Cartoon: What did you say about Marjorie Taylor Greene?
Has the whole world gone mad?
Epstein isn't the only sex trafficker with alleged ties to Trump
Birds of a feather flock together.
Marjorie Taylor Greene slings more dirt at Trump for Epstein files
Oh how the acolytes have fallen (and suddenly become really reasonable).
Record anxiety over medical costs gives Democrats their opening
Americans are rightly concerned.
a little redux (a big redux?)
Nov. 19th, 2025 12:45 amThere are a few remaining copies of the 25th Anniversary edition of Little, Big or, The Fairies' Parliament, by John Crowley, with art by Peter Milton. More information here.
While you are there, there is also a 15% off coupon for the trade edition and/or posters, as well as an invitation to make a donation in support of horticultural conservancy.
22 Playfully Destressing Cat Memes to Put That Frown Upside Down
Nov. 18th, 2025 04:00 pmWe all need to destress. Life is full of confusion, decision making, and difficulties coming at us from all facets. There's nothing better than being able to compartmentalize the chaos by scrolling playfully destressing cat memes. When you're after a long day at work when your boss micromanages every little move you make, or when you've just had a fight when your boyfriend about his time consuming job, or when you simply feel at full capacity of stress accumulated from years of things not going your way, cat memes have their own way of comforting us and making us smile in the face of opposition.
What is it about these hissterical, adorable, and playful kitties that just lift the stress off our shoulders? It's really easy to pinpoint actually, and doesn't require any intellectualizing. Their cute, sweet faces, their adorable meows, and their rambunctious zoomies surely strip away the tumult of life's constant and pressing responsibilities.
Regret is like a tidal wave, you see it before it falls and your body goes into fight or flight. To run in or run out? Caught between two decisions, two feelings, a reality you're living and an alternate fantasy that you could have been living, it can be dissociating to say the least when you're caught in the cold grasp of regret, wallowing your choice.
Getting a cat is a big choice. Not everyone is cut out for it, despite its seemingly low maintenance work compared to other pets. But it's still a living creature who needs a lot more care past food and water. In the story below, the protagonists question their decision to adopt a 4-year-old orange cat from a shelter. It's been a week, but the woman can't stop crying or feeling anxious. She wonders when the feeling will pass, or if it will pass, an understandable notion for new pet owners. It can be jarring to realize that you've made a decision you can't easily or light hearted get your way out of. They question what they've done, but remain determined not to let their initial first week anxiety dictate the life and future of their little one.

