He made it very clear that I should take no God before Him—but he never mentioned anything about taking one after Him!
by Bonnie Nordstrum in an Onion Article "I'm In An Open Relationship With The Lord"
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/im_in_an_open_relationship_with
Talk about logic and loopholes! I admit that what struck me as funny was the taking the stated words and twisting them around rather spectacularly into meaning what she wanted them to mean. [not that we ever see that in the real world now]
Yes, this may re-surface in a quote file ... because it is just out there enough to catch my fancy.
by Bonnie Nordstrum in an Onion Article "I'm In An Open Relationship With The Lord"
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/im_in_an_open_relationship_with
Talk about logic and loopholes! I admit that what struck me as funny was the taking the stated words and twisting them around rather spectacularly into meaning what she wanted them to mean. [not that we ever see that in the real world now]
Yes, this may re-surface in a quote file ... because it is just out there enough to catch my fancy.